There Is, for people like myself, a long and somewhat arduous learning curve, when plunging headfirst , Mario and Luigi ( not THAT Luigi ) - like, into and through the electronic pathways and Byzantine networks that define this invisible empire ; crowded beyond comprehend-able number with bits of information , moving at light speed, all through the synthetic infinity and terra-incognito of the internet.
The needlessly florid prose I just used here, is kind of an “ aesthetic thumbnail “ of the emotional state that the process of learning some new computer-tech-y thing that I absolutely HAVE to learn causes ; lest they drug me , and install me, “ Matrix” - like , into one of those womb-pods , to serve as a disposable , organic battery - the holy spark of my life, harvested fresh from the synaptic leap between neurons , cut and hot wired directly off of the dendritic fingers… that “spark “ …my soul …. diverted into collection cells that power the dynamo that created the genesis of our machine overlords - our gods -who discard useless organic matter , like myself , as soon as it can no longer generate sufficient energy to justify its ration of the nutrient sludge all my fellow batteries are tube-fed from cradle to grave, which is composed entirely of discarded and composted human batteries.
This bizarre and weirdly specific fantasy scenario, is my way of telling you, that Im still figuring this whole substack-thingy the f-k out . I would LOVE to generate some shekels , via these word-spews , organized in columns for easy reading , just like in the old days of the print-media, where you could leave your money on the stack of papers, because the blind newspaper seller recognizes the sound two quarters make when they hit fresh newsprint, even over the din of the crosstown traffic.
Today, I forgot ( twice ) to hit “send “, making all my data inputting moot.
Like it never even happened , because it didnt .
Not in any useful way. I WILL figure this all out, I promise, leading you to happily leave your contribution to the “ dont let Dave become an organic human battery fund “
I thank you in advance
“ come with me, if you want to live “ - The nice terminator ,in “ The Terminator “ 2
( the one where he willingly got melted - )
Ow
What is wrong with this guy ?