Notes & observations about our evolving language , by fraudulent academic, David Frye ( or, getting tongue from a stranger )

The word that has me all hot n’ bothered lately , is the word “ Badonkadonk “

( f-k YOU, Professor Wyatt , it IS a WORD )

Its etymological origins are rooted in the Fertile Crescent that is “ hip-hop culture”.

You know what ?

On a side note here, I am amazed and grateful, as should we all be, to black / Hispanic culture , who , given the rich history of bigotry and exploitation & flat-out , wholesale murder that has been the norm for over 400 years, yet continue to enrich our shared cultural heritage as Americans , & they dont owe us SHIT.

Black & Hispanic culture INVENTED & CULTIVATED JAZZ.

JAZZ could only have been birthed in the cauldron of New Orleans & Havana -

Louis Armstrong is AT LEAST as important as Mozart .

I believe Mozart would’ve f-king LOVEd Pops…

Who did kinda the same thing as Armstrong, only in reverse -Pops took a “vulgar “ & “ primitive “ ( in the eyes of Eurocentric white snobs ) , art form , & imbued it with indelible melodies & harmonic sophistication, delivered with astounding technique & passion, While Wolfie was writing commissioned music for despots & rich fuckwits to last for all eternity , but he also composed a piece whose title translates from the German , I swear , as “ Lick mine Arse “

Wolfgang wasnt above a little laudanum & lyrical licentiousness - Come on !

He was young & feeling frisky !

Hate the game, not the playa

ANYWAY - The word that I am enjoying so much lately, Is “ Badonkadonk “, A crowd-pleaser born out of Hip-hop’s deep respect for the “ Boo-Tay “-

A woman’s gluteus Maximus, the twin-cheeked siren song ‘round the back of every woman, which the male of the species is left gob-smacked stupid in the wake of any that may be passing by. The staunchest advocate of Lilly-white, European argot, will grin sheepishly, knowing that YOU now know that HE knows it, because it goes beyond mere language. It is instantly understood, from Swahili to Sanskrit-

If someone says “ Yo - that Badonkadonk was FIRE ! “

Every man from Netanyahu to Nosferatu, will nod conspiratorially , and say “ Word “,

Or the Hebrew or Romanian equivalent of “ Word “-

And all men will have an accord

The rhythm & dare I say it, poetic nuance, that hints at onomatopoeia, making it self-explanatory -

But its most unique property, is it creates in the speaker an aversion of deceitful speech-

“ I love big butts , & I cant deny “

This is much more than a declarative sentence - The speaker has made an appeal to heaven; a holy writ for heavenly hindquarters -

Badonkadonk - its mans truth ; a cry of love & admiration

And all shall bend their knee …

Next weeks word, is

“Fuckwit “ a remarkably flexible lexical marvel, in that it applies to

SO many …,

Too many, frankly…

FAR too many